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Democrat Debate Coverage: The Perfect Commercials for the Democratic Debates

Drudge has a headline up calling the Democratic Debates held last night Circus Circus.

Did you watch them? I tried. Honestly I did. But what we saw was a stage full of old white people who were all trying to see how much money they could promise to pass out to buy votes. I couldn’t help but be reminded of the following quote (which is probably misquoted and mis-attributed to de Tocqueville)


But whoever said this of Congress didn’t watch last night’s debate.

I also noticed that inflation has hit the world of buying votes with the public’s money and these losers not only promise to take taxpayer money and redistribute it for votes, they plan to rob businesses and force them to pay up as well. Massive mandates on businesses will be a boon for workers right up until the businesses go out of business.

But the one thing I was thinking as I watch the few minutes that I was able to watch before the nausea became too much is that Capitalism had a brilliant opportunity to sell some product last night with commercials. The average age of the Democrat contenders is almost 69. Hags and shriveled up old white people are all the party has left in the bull pen. (Although bull – something else – is more appropriate.)

So as my mind wandered from the mindless drivel just before I changed the channel, I began thinking of ads that should be run to maximize obscene profits for some corporations. Age appropriate, of course.

Depends undergarments was an obvious choice. Can you think of more?


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But most of all, Bernie Sanders reminded me of the infamous Farting Man of Youtube fame. You will never look at Bernie the same after watching this.

Thus ends my coverage of the Democratic Debates.

Article written by: Tom White