Article, By Jeffrey A. Friedberg
“…The owner of Eskimo Pie is changing its name….”
I never ate Eskimo Pies, anyway. The list of “ingredients” read to me like a 1940s chemistry set. To me, it was always poison.
Fat Free Ice Cream Ingredients: Skim Milk, Polydextrose, Chocolate Fudge (Maltitol, Syrup, Water, Glycerine, Cocoa, Dutch Cocoa (Processed with Alkali to Enhance Flavor and Color), Nonfat Dry Milk, Modified Food Starch, Salt, Guar Gum, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors), Sorbitol, Maltodextrin, Whey Protein Concentrate, Defatted Cocoa (Processed with Alkali to Enhance Flavor and Color), Dutched Cocoa (Processed with Alkali to Enhance Flavor and Color), Mono- and Diglycerides, Cellulose Gel, Cellulose Gum, Gelatin, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Polysorbate 80, Calcium Sulfate, Sucralose (Splenda Brand), Calcium Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate. Wafer Ingredients: Bleached Wheat Flour, Isomalt, Vegetable Shortening (Partially Hydrogenated Oils: Soybean, Cottonseed), Caramel Color, Maltitol, Sorbitol, Corn Flour, Cocoa, Modified Corn Starch, Salt, Baking Soda, Natural Flavor, Acesulfame Potassium, Soy Lecithin. https://www.fooducate.com/product/Eskimo-Pie-Ice-Cream-Sandwiches-Chocolate-Fudge/AFA6CB8E-E10F-11DF-A102-FEFD45A4D471
I MEAN—I WOULD NOT EAT THIS SHIT.
NEW YORK —
The owner of Eskimo Pie is changing its name and marketing of the nearly century-old chocolate-covered ice cream bar, the latest brand to reckon with racially charged logos and marketing.
Statues? Pancakes? Buildings? Streets? Forts? Businesses? And more?
Even fricking Eskimo Pies?
This shit is reaching way past the absurd. It’s well into the Totally Idiotic.
The Great John Cleese, “An Idiot In Search Of A Village.”
And this is all inspired by what? By the deaths of some “totally scum criminals, who may have sooner or later killed somebody?” By some “15% minority” Of The People? By communists, Marxists, socialists, by the Profoundly Woke, by greedy businesses, and by lying scum Leftist democrat politicians
By unidentified others?
By Enemies of America.
By those who want to see America groveling on her knees, bowing down, and licking Nikes. By those who want to destroy the greatest country and documents of equality and governance ever created?
Hey, Kids! What the hell more will it take?
Is there ANYTHING that will piss you off?
I didn’t think so.